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  4. The finishing touches for tonight’s party at Mother Jail are just about complete. Earlier, dipped Belle Starr’s collection of sparkly things to make a disco ball out of Rio. Mama Luna suggested we take him down from spinning on the ceiling fan before he got dizzy. That was a good call on her part. For Rio’s troubles, we ordered not just a platter of hot wings, but a vat o’ wings. A vat! Yeep!

  6. Just checking in on my clients. Sounds as though things are under control, if not under the bed. Keep up the good work and we can save the bail money for another occasion.

    1. We’re not sure how to tell you this, but we’re just getting started.

      Question…when are you getting here? We have a vat o’ martini sans bruised gin just for you.

  7. Good. Definitely can’t have the gin bruised— 00Wookie would never approve. Fortunately I have an extra supply of olives for the occasion as well.

  8. Reba and Jilly arrived just in time to score Rio and WTAFP matching each other dive for dive, cannon ball for cannon ball into the vats, beer and martini, respectively!

    Once ML arrives, we plan to place a bunch of orange safety cones around her lest she stand too close to the vat o’ hot wings in her fancy peacock clothes.

  9. A good time was had by all! I indulged with ti martoonies, which were delish! I found they helped with the blurring immensely. Didn’t miss the Champaign nor scotch. WATFP must marinate those olives in some magical elixir!

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