We never thought we saw a pug who teaches Remedial Bible Study with a past that involves betting the ponies blush, but, er, it was a thing of beauty. Secretly, we believe she regrets nothing.
Past!….heh!….Why do youse think I watch the Kentucky Derby every year??….snort!….Its because I place bets for Beau. This year he lost big time. He was betting on Renegade….wheeze! ….His Beaus-Mobil is still in deep hock….grunt!
The Thieves
We can, er, help Beau get his Beausmobile out of hock. We just need to create a diversion.
Just after your text to Beau about Mama Luna’s past, er, alleged past (hat tip to WTAFP) he grabbed the Remedial Bible Study hall pass and sputtered his way out of the classroom. We thought he wouldn’t be back for a while given his state of disbelief, but he burst back in when he saw Mama Luna getting ready to teach the rest of the lesson. It’s like he didn’t trust her anymore or something…
Rio-The Evil Pug
Wait!….Did I “Pass” on Hot Wings???….grunt!….I must’ve been sleepwalking ….yeeep!
Mom and I finished the new book! We had to take longer than usual because of a very busy schedule. We do believe the Chet-isms were great, maybe the best so far, in this book!!
Fishy!….Is that guy poisonous? He looks poisonous!….snort!….Does he eat other fishes? He looks cannibalistic….gag!….I’d rather not ever see him again…..wiffle!
WTAFP: It’s possible we tried to break the Beausmobile out of hock last night in the hopes it would result in Beau giving us that permanent hall pass from Remedial Bible Study. It did not. We are just as surprised as you are.
More to WTAFP: We’ll see you at the arraignment. We’ll be the ones in the orange collars.
Beau!…Poor Beau….heh!….He’s got an uphill battle on his paws now. What with Mama Luna’a past offences coming to light and The Thieves in Jail <b<again!…..snort!….Whatever will he do???….snicker!
Youse should come and visit us. We in our regular room at Mother Jail. We can touch our paws on the glass like they do in the movies. Plus…and this is the real selling point…our Protege and her Accomplice snuck in a file in a platter of hot wings.
My cousin took me to Mystic once. We went on a docked whaling ship and into some gift shops but never the aquarium. I would have LOVED the aquarium. Opened in 1973 and I think I was in Mystic in summer of 1971 so that might explain it. Not sure I’ll ever get there again.Pity. I’ll bet it is marvelous.
Jail!….Because I feel like I am in Mother Jail day after day I decided I did not want to visit youse guys….grunt!….But I neglected the lure of a platter of Hot Wings….wheeze!….Protege and her Accomplice always seem to find the best Wings out there….slobber!
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Gorgeous fish!
Can’t wait to see ‘Remarkably Bright Creatures’. I loved the book!
Rio from last night: Mama here…better they learn it at home than on the streets. Heh…!
Luna!….I texted Beau in the Cloud and told him about your nefarious past….wheeze!….He absolutely refused to believe me….grunt!
We never thought we saw a pug who teaches Remedial Bible Study with a past that involves betting the ponies blush, but, er, it was a thing of beauty. Secretly, we believe she regrets nothing.
Past!….heh!….Why do youse think I watch the Kentucky Derby every year??….snort!….Its because I place bets for Beau. This year he lost big time. He was betting on Renegade….wheeze! ….His Beaus-Mobil is still in deep hock….grunt!
We can, er, help Beau get his Beausmobile out of hock. We just need to create a diversion.
Just after your text to Beau about Mama Luna’s past, er, alleged past (hat tip to WTAFP) he grabbed the Remedial Bible Study hall pass and sputtered his way out of the classroom. We thought he wouldn’t be back for a while given his state of disbelief, but he burst back in when he saw Mama Luna getting ready to teach the rest of the lesson. It’s like he didn’t trust her anymore or something…
Wait!….Did I “Pass” on Hot Wings???….grunt!….I must’ve been sleepwalking ….yeeep!
Mom and I finished the new book! We had to take longer than usual because of a very busy schedule. We do believe the Chet-isms were great, maybe the best so far, in this book!!
Yeep! No spoilers! Our Lady is behind the times.
Fishy!….Is that guy poisonous? He looks poisonous!….snort!….Does he eat other fishes? He looks cannibalistic….gag!….I’d rather not ever see him again…..wiffle!
Mystic!….I thought Mystic CT was famous for Pizza not dangerous fish….gulp!
WTAFP: It’s possible we tried to break the Beausmobile out of hock last night in the hopes it would result in Beau giving us that permanent hall pass from Remedial Bible Study. It did not. We are just as surprised as you are.
More to WTAFP: We’ll see you at the arraignment. We’ll be the ones in the orange collars.
Beau!…Poor Beau….heh!….He’s got an uphill battle on his paws now. What with Mama Luna’a past offences coming to light and The Thieves in Jail <b<again!…..snort!….Whatever will he do???….snicker!
Youse should come and visit us. We in our regular room at Mother Jail. We can touch our paws on the glass like they do in the movies. Plus…and this is the real selling point…our Protege and her Accomplice snuck in a file in a platter of hot wings.
Pass!….snort!
More for us!
My cousin took me to Mystic once. We went on a docked whaling ship and into some gift shops but never the aquarium. I would have LOVED the aquarium. Opened in 1973 and I think I was in Mystic in summer of 1971 so that might explain it. Not sure I’ll ever get there again.Pity. I’ll bet it is marvelous.
Rio: You sure did pass on hot wings last night. Instead of a file our Protege and her Accomplice snuck a Slim Jim amongst the hot wings. Burp!
Jail!….Because I feel like I am in Mother Jail day after day I decided I did not want to visit youse guys….grunt!….But I neglected the lure of a platter of Hot Wings….wheeze!….Protege and her Accomplice always seem to find the best Wings out there….slobber!
WTAFP!…..My friend received the special package and will be in touch via SDD tomorrow…..snort!snort!