… so why not me? Is snow in the news? Chet, canine narrator of the Chet and Bernie mysteries – but NOT a talking dog – comes upon it for the first time in THE DOG WHO KNEW TOO MUCH. There’s no snow in CAT ON A HOT TIN WOOF, coming April 14, but is that a valid reason not to preorder it?

“Snow, big guy.”

Snow? I’d heard of it, of course, seen it lots of times on TV during the divorce, when for some reason Bernie had really gotten into skiing videos. The snow sent coldness up into the air. I sniffed at it. Snow went right up my nose! I sneezed. Bernie laughed. I licked at the snow. It turned into water on my tongue, although not much water. Bernie picked some up and patted it – hey! – patted it into the shape of a ball. Yes! One thing about Bernie: just when you think he’s done with amazing you, he amazes you again. Now, after all this time, I was just finding out he could turn snow into a ball. I knew what was coming next.