Memo from the Desk of Mr. Pest

Many thanks to all who have preordered A Farewell to Arfs, the next #ChetandBernie novel, coming Aug. 6. I probably seem like a pest about this, but publishers are more and more interested in preorders, and they’re a big factor when it comes to book tours, print runs, etc. – all those issues that can cloud the mind of the actual writer.
Sincerely,
Mr. Pest, Assistant, Writing Dept.