National Limerick Day inspired some talented readers to synopsize Mrs. Plansky’s Revenge – on digital sale at $2.99!!! – in limerick form. Here’s WTAFP:

There once was a woman named Loretta

To her foes, she was determined to get ya

Her cycling skills amaze

Certainly no ordinary craze

And in hot pursuit it was quite the vendetta

And Reba:

Don’t know much geography.
Read books to get a clue, you see.
Romania bids
To where Dinu hids
The money he scammed from Plansky.

Maybe I should just put my feet up and let you guys take over!