Thirty days hath … end of the month already. That means it’s the last day of eligibility for those who’d like to be Chet’s October Friend of the Month. FOM becomes the Fb profile pic till November and the human companion gets a signed copy of CAT ON A HOT TIN WOOF, the latest Chet and Bernie mystery. Just post a pic. The random number generator, seen here, does the rest. (Should we bring back hath and all those Anglo-Saxonisms? Probably not – but I’m fond of thee and thou and especially thy.)